Little Johnny’s father was getting tired of taking Johnny
to the bathroom, so he decided to teach him how to go all by himself.
“Johnny, I will show you how to do this by using numbers.
1) Pull pants down;
2) Take penis out;
3) Pull foreskin back;
4) Go ahead and pee;
5) Push foreskin back in place;
6) Pull pants up
This went pretty well for several days. Papa felt glad that he didn’t have
to take Johnny to the bathroom. One day Johnny was missing, so papa went
looking for him. He found him in the bathroom going 3-5; 3-5; 3-5.