A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,

Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

“What is your occupation?The woman replies, “I’m a whore.
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.

That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.
The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”No, that is still too crude. Try again.
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a
whore or a prostitute?”Well, I raised over 500 cocks last year.