A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same
office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey,
girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow.
She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right
after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening
done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to
find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly
sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. “That
was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”
“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”