Three couples went in to see the minister to see how
to become members of his church. The minister said that
they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then
come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was
retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final
couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples
returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was
no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was
tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of
paint.”Can of PAINT!” exclaimed the minister. Yeah,” said the
newlywed man. “She dropped the can and when she bent over to
pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took
over.”The minister just shook his head and said that they were
not welcome in the church. That’s okay,” said the man.
“We’re not welcome in Home Depot either.”