A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right
in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says,”
How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and
my fiancee is still a virgin in every way.” The doc said ,
“I’ll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and
keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” So he took
four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided
bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his
honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to
reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he
had seen them. She says, “You’ll be the first, no one has
ever touched these breasts.” He whips down his pants and says,
“Look at this, it’s still in the CRATE!”