One day God came to Adam and said,
”I’ve got some good news and some bad news.”
”Well, give me the good news first.”
”I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain.
It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new
things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The
other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will
allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and
populate this planet.” Adam, very excited, exclaimed,
These are great gifts you have given to me. What could
possibly be bad news after such great tidings?””The bad
news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough
blood to operate one of these organs at a time.