A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was
obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each
other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks
what’s wrong. “Well,” replied the man “when we had
finished making love on the first night, as I got up to
go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without
thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,”
said his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon
enough - she can’t expect you to have been saving yourself
all these years!” The groom nodded gently and said, “I don’t
know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!