A man was out of town on business. While sitting around
his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself,
“Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now.” So he began
to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for
a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one. He
casually went inside and took a seat at the bar. The
bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking.
Anxiously, the man says, “Bud Light please.” The bartender
then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at
him with confusion and said, “What are you talking about?
All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for
my penis.” The bartender, calming the man, said, “Look around,
all you see is men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the
tradition is, when you order a drink, you state the name of
your penis. Then I’ll serve you a drink.”The man, really
thirsty for a beer, now says, “Fine. Give me couple of minutes
to think, and I’ll order when I come up with something.”
So he is thinking about it for a couple of minutes and still
can’t come up with anything. So he decides to ask the guy next
to him for an idea. The man states, in a feminine voice, “Well
I call mine Timex, because it takes a lickin’ and keeps on
tickin.” The man quickly turns away and asks another man to
his right. That man states in a deep, gruff voice, “I call
my Ford, because it is built ram tough. Have you driven a
Ford lately?” Again, the man quickly turns away. Then, suddenly
he says, “Bartender, come here, I am ready to order.”
The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?”
The man says, “A Bud Light please.”
The bartender asks, “What is the name of your penis?”
The man responds, “Secret… strong enough for a man but
 made for a woman.”