A couple were spending their first night together as a married
couple in the honeymoon suite of a posh hotel. The guy was in the bathroom
having a wash when his wife called to him, “Do you know what I want?”
He popped his head round the door only to see his wife lying stark naked
on the bed. “No,” he said.
So she opened her legs and called out again, “Do you know what I want?”
“No,” he said again.
So she opened her legs a little further and called, “Now do you know what
I want?” Once again, he replied “No.”
Finally, she opened her legs as wide as she possibly could and shouted,
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW?”
The guy replied, “All the damn bed by the looks of things!”