A Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant walks into a whore house and
approaches the madam and says, “Ma’am, my name is Gunnery Sergeant Dick
and I’m here for a woman!”
The madam immediately escorts the Sergeant upstairs and selects the best
call girl they have for him. Gunney Dick immediately disrobes and is
standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute
awaiting him n the bed.
He then says, “My name is Gunnery Sergeant Dick, been in the God lovin’
Corps for thirty years, and I’m a master of my mind and body. DICK,
ATTEN-SHUN!
Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and
asks him how he does it. Gunney Dick replies, “Like I said, I’ve been in
the United States Marine Corps thirty years, and I’m a master of my mind
and body. DICK, AT EASE!
His penis immediately becomes flaccid. The prostitute still can’t get over
the control he has and asks him for another demonstration. Gunney Dick
says, “DICK, ATTEN-SHUN!”

He sports a raging hard-on once again and the follows this display of
prowess with the command of “DICK, AT EASE.” His penis goes limp once more.
The prostitute still can’t believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration
yet again. Gunney Dick shouts, “DICK, ATTEN-SHUN!”
His penis becomes immediately erect on command again. And then gives the
following standard command, “DICK, AT EASE.”
Gunney Dick looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He
then says, “Apparently you didn’t hear me, soldier! DICK, AT EASE!”
Still, his penis is still fully erect. The Gunney is now fuming and says,
“I’m going to tell you one more time, Mister! DICK, AT EASE!
Still no joy, his penis is still rock hard. Gunney yells “sh*t” and moves
to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously.
The prostitute, puzzled, asks “What the hell is going on?”
Gunney Dick replies, “This soldier disobeyed a direct order and I’m giving
him a dishonorable discharge!”