An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise
and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the
powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator,
she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the
elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly
used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell.
A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
“Holy cow! What’s that smell?” “I don’t know, sir. I don’t
smell anything. What does it smell like to you?”
“Like someone crapped a Christmas tree.”