A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to personally
escort the man around so he can choose the section of hell
he would like to be in. The first section has everybody
being burned constantly and getting a glass of water every
7 hours. The second section has everybody working hard and
getting a glass of water every three hours. The last section
has everybody kneedeep in crap.”Well, this doesn’t look too
bad — and it beats being burned or working. I’ll take the
crap.” “Okay, breaks over” says the devil. “Everybody back on
their heads.”