A 5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While
playiing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture,
he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set it in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me
feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m so happy with my TV as my
boyfriend.” Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She
started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the
door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma’s minister. The
minister said, “Hello son, is your grandma home?” The little boy replied,
“Yea, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend!”