A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning
of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her
on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five
hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head
reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s
they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. then it was
off to a movie, the latest “Star Wars” epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally
she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
he leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was
it like being six again?” One eye opened. “You idiot! I
meant my dress size!” The moral of this story: Even when
the man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.