A prisoner escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15
years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out
of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets
on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen,
this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent
lots of time in prison, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do
what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if
he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you”.  To
which the wife responds: “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you
too.