Men who can answer “yes” to five or more of these questions
should consider carefully before proposing marriage.
In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as “that square
thing?”
– Does she use the phrase “you know” more than twice per sentence?
– Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
– Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more local bikers?
– Have you noticed three or more local bikers’ names tattooed on her?
– Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old
boyfriend’s?
– Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay
Packers?
– Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-Drum?
– Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
– If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
– Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma’s House of
Painful Delights?