A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all
in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks
the first girl, “Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?” She
giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger.” St. Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of  your finger in The
Holy Water and pass through the gate.” St. Peter asks the next girl the
same question,”Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?” The
girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well once I fondled and stroked
one.” St. Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate.” All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line
of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she
reaches! the front of the line St. Peter says “Sharon! What seems to be
the rush?” The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!