A group of guys always enjoyed their
game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His
friends kept telling him he needed glasses. Finally, he bought himself a
pair and his game improved 100%.
Back in the clubroom they were talking over a few beers. “You’re playing
better since you got your glasses,” one said.
“You’re right, I look down and the ball’s as big as a basketball, just
can’t miss it now,” he said.
After a few more beers, he said, “Gotta go to the toilet, be back in a minute.
When he came back, the front of his trousers were all wet. “Gee, what
happened to you?” his friends asked.
“Don’t know,” he replied, “I got in there, pulled it out and it looked too
big to be mine, so I put it back.”