Once there was a blonde who really needed some money.
She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo
factory. She went down and applied, but the manager
told her that she wouldn’t want the job because it was
so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would
do anything because she needed the money really bad.
After long consideration the manager hired her. After a
few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing
the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was
backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what
the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing
2 marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said,
”I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two
testicles!”