There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten
pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five
pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses
and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him. Then,
the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The
head nurse replied, ”We don’t know what to do with this
baby.”So the chief surgeon took one look and said, “You
should put him into a mental institution.””Why?’ asked
the head nurse. “Well,” replied the chief surgeon, “take
a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts.”