An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank.
As it turned out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars,
Pesos and Liras. When they returned back to their hide-out,
the American distributed the money in three even shares.
He counted each portion aloud:”1000 Dollars for me,
1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you …1000 Dollars
for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you …
1000 Dollars for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras
for you …”The Mexican said to the Italian, “Well I
can’t stand these Yankees, but I have to admit they are
honest.”