Joe met a nice girl who worked at a carnival. They quickly
became attacted to each other, and she invited joe to her house.
When he got there, he noticed a few strange things. First,
he noticed that her hallway was filled with those “funny mirrors”
that make you look tall and skinny, or short and fat. He also
noticed that her bedroom had many shelves of fluffy toys. That
was the last thing he noticed before she threw him on the bed,
and screwed her brains out. When he was done, he asked, “So…
how was it?” And she said, “You can have anything from the
bottom shelf, unless you want to try again and win something
from the middle shelf!”