When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
sex. “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him
what sex was. Tarzan said, “Oh,… Tarzan use hole in trunk of
tree.” Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong,…. but I
will show you  how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and
laid down on the ground. “Here” she said, “you must put it in
here.” Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the
crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: “What did you
do that for?” “Tarzan check for squirrel.