Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the
pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they
are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it’s
Christmas, he’ll let them into heaven if they have
something representing the holiday with them. One of the
guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another
guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in.
The third guy pulls out a pair of panties.
“How do those represent Christmas?” asks Peter.
“These are Carol’s.”