Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup
in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places:
the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven. After a couple
of days they fix this problem and the Pope gets on the
escalator to go to heaven and Bill gets on the other to go to
hell. The two pass each other on the way and Bill asks,
“How bad was it down there?” The Pope says, “Not that bad, kind
of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven
now. There’s one thing up there I have been looking forward to.
” Bill asks, “What is that?” The Pope replies, “I want to meet
the Virgin Mary.” Bill, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers
to the Pope, “Too late.”