A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children… “You all have obsessions,” he
observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with
eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy. He turned to the
second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself
in your child’s name, Penny. He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your
obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child’s name,
Brandy. At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her
little boy by the hand and whispers. “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”