Backup — What cha do when you runs across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code — Them’s the fightin’ rules at Bubba’ beer barn
Bug — The reason you call in sick
Byte — What yer pitbull dun to cusin Jethro
Cache — Needed when you ya runs out of food stamps
Chip — Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Terminal — Time to call the undertaker
Crash — When ya go to Juniors’s party uninvited
Digital — The art of counting on yer fingers
Diskette — a female disco dancer
Hardcopy — the pictures you looked at when selecting tatoos
Internet — where cafeteria workers put their hair
megahertz — how yer head feels after 17 beers
Mac — Bubba’s fav-o-rite fast food
Modem — what yer do when the grass gets too high
Network — Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
Monitor — who keeps your grandpa John from sneaking out durning 7th grade
class when the teacher’s back is turned
keyboard — where you hang the keys to yer John Deer
Video Game — a white tail buck seen through a night scope
gamestick — what you poke a critter with to see ifin it’s still alive