Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn’t get
a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
“l’ll let you sneak aboard my captain’s ship and take you
to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you
food, okay?” She accepted, and for about three months the
guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him.
This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was
discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was
doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she
screwed him every time he brought her food.The captain
replied, “He sure is screwing you - this is the New York
Ferry.”