A company, feeling it is time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on
a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks,
“And how much money do you make a week?” Undaunted, the young
fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200 a week. Why?”
The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, “Here’s a
week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”Surprisingly,
the guy takes the cash with a smile, says “Yes sir! Thank
you, sir!” and leaves. Feeling pretty good about his first
firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone
want to tell me what that slacker did here? “With a sheepish
grin, one of the other workers mutters, “Pizza delivery
guy from Domino’s.”