A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, “Your barracks
door is open.” This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his
way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up
and said, “Your fly is open.” He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where
the lady was that told him about his “barracks door. He was planning to
have a little fun with her.
When he reached her counter he said, “When you saw my barracks door
open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?”
The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and
said,”No, no I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel
bags.