Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned
over the other and said, “Lordy, life sure is boring. We
never have any fun. For $5, I’d take my clothes off and
streak through the flower show!” “You’re on!” said the other
old fellow, holding up five dollars. As fast as he could,
the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and
completely naked, streaked through the front door of the
town hall. His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause. The streaker burst out through
the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. “Wow, what happened?”
asked his friend. “It was great!” he said, “I won first prize
for dried arrangement!”