A group of old folks sat drinking coffee at the local Dunkin
Donuts shop.”My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup
of coffee,” said one.”Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I
can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.”I can’t turn my head
because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which
several nodded weakly in agreement.”My blood pressure pills
make me dizzy,” another went on.”I guess that’s the price we
pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his
head. Then there was a short moment of silence.”Well, it’s not
that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can
all still drive.”