Bob was lying on his deathbed. “You only have a little
while longer in this world,” the kindly parish priest
warned the sick man. “If there is anything you would like
before you go, I shall do my best to get it for you.”
The weakening patient replied,”Father, I’d like to hear
the village band play once more.”The band was summoned
and played its best, after which Bob remarked, “Now
I can die happy. There’ll be nothing in hell worse than
that.”