An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl
in a bikini. “I want to feel your breasts!” he exclaimed.
“Get away from me, you crazy old man,” she replied.
“I want to feel your breasts. I will give you twenty dollars,
he said.”Twenty dollars; are you nuts!? Get away from me!”
“I want to feel your breasts! I will give you ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS,” he offered.”NO! Get away from me!”"TWO HUNDRED
DOLLARS,” he said.She paused to think about it, but then
came to her senses and said, “I said NO!”"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
if you let me feel your breasts,” he said.She thought: Well,
he is old, and he seems harmless enough… and $500 is a lot
of money….”Well, OK… but only for a minute.”She loosened
her bikini top and while both were standing there on the beach,
he slid his hands underneath and began to feel… then
he started moaning, “OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…,”
while he was caressing them.Out of curiosity, she asked him,
“Why do you keep saying, ‘Oh my god, oh my god?’”While continuing
to feel her breasts he answered, “OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…OH MY
GOD… OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?