Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive,
the fathers make each other a bet–in a year’s time, whichever family has
become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the
first guys says, “My son’s playing baseball, I have McDonalds for
breakfast, we get HBO, and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud for
tonight. How bout you?” The second guys says, “Fuck you, towel-head!