Coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit
Lions. The only thing he was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even
the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback
who could ensure a Super Bowl win. One night, while
watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In
one corner of the background, he spotted a young Northern
Alliance soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand grenade straight into a multi-story window 200 yards
away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group
of 10 soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed,
going 90 mph, bulls-eye!”I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach
said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!” So, he brings
him to the States and teaches him the great game of football,
and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first
time in history.

The young Afghan is hailed as the Great Hero of football,
and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man
wants to do is to call his mother. “Mom,” he says into the
phone, “I just won the Super Bowl.”"I don’t want to talk to
you,” the old woman says. “You deserted us. You are not my son.”
“I don’t think you understand, Mother!” the young man pleads.
“I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here
among thousands of my adoring fans.”"No, let me tell you,”
his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots
all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight. “The old
lady pauses, and then tearfully says, “I’ll never forgive you
for making us move to Detroit