Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a
physical test. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days after that the doctor spoke to the
man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doctor:
‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.” The Doctor said,
“I didn’t say that. I said you’ve got a heart
murmur. Be careful.”