A woman goes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a
strange problem and I need your opinion.” “Can you describe the symptoms
to me?” he asked.
“Well, it’s easier if I show you,” she said, and standing up, proceeded to
undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the
examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on
her inner thighs. “They don’t hurt or anything, but I was a little worried
about them.
The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, “Are you a
lesbian, by any chance?
Embarrassed and slightly taken aback by this question coming from a man
with his head between her thighs, she replied, “Well, yes, I am actually.
Why do you ask?
“Well, I’m afraid you’ll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings
aren’t real gold.