A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man
asks ‘If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?’ and she agrees.
So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy
looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over,
trapping the man and all of his girlfriend’s clothes. All that is free of
the car is the man’s girlfriend and one of his shoes. The man yells, ‘You
have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.’ His girlfriend
says, ‘Are you kidding me? I’m naked.’ ‘Well,’ replies the man ‘Take my
shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.’ So the woman covers
herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an
attendant ‘You have to help me. My boyfriend’s trapped’ ‘I’m sorry ma’am’
the attendant replies, ‘he’s too far in.