Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up
at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter
asked them to identify themselves.One doctor stepped
forward and said, “I was a pediatric spine surgeon
and helped kids overcome their deformities.” St. Peter
said, “You can enter.”The second doctor said, “I was a
psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves.”
St. Peter also invited him in. The third applicant
stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. 
I helped people get cost-effective health care.”
St. Peter said, “You can comein, too. “But as the HMO
manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You can stay
three days.After that, you can go to Hell.”