A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy at lunch, “Last night, I rolled
over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder,
gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!
Later that night, about 2 o’clock, I rolled over, gave
my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another
performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet
tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my
beauty slept until I couldn’t wait any longer. It was
4 o’clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened
her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had
ourselves a rehearsal.” “A rehearsal?” his buddy asks,
“Don’t you mean a performance?” “No, because a
rehearsal is when nobody comes.”