An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are deeply
in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman
never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife demands sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi for advice. The rabbi listens to their story and
makes the following suggestion.
“Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have
the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you
both with the towel. That will help the wife fantasise, and should bring
on a full-blown orgasm.”
They go home and follow the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome Young man
and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as
they make love. But it doesn’t help and still the wife is unsatisfied and
frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
“Okay”, says the rabbi, “let’s try it reversed. Have the young man make
love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.”
Once again, they follow the rabbi’s advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming, creaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the
young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly, “THAT’S how you
wave a f*cking towel!