A guy gets home late one night and hs wife says, “Where the hell
have YOU been?” “I was out getting a tatoo.” “A tatoo? What kind of tatoo
did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.” “What the hell
were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow….Number two, once in a
while, I like to play with my money…And lastly, instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime
you want!