Three guys, Bob, Dan and O’reilly were talking about their
teenage daughters. Bob says, “I was cleaing my daughter’s room the other
day and found a pack of cigarettes. I didn’t know she smoked.” Dan said,
“That’s nothing, I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day, when I
came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn’t even
know she drank.” Then, O’reilly spoke up, “Both of you got nothin to worry
about, I was cleanin me daughter’s room the other day and I found a packet
of condoms. I was really shocked…I didn’t even know she had a penis.