A husband is at home watching a football game
when his wife interrupts, “Honey,could you fix
the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at
her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE
written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” The wife says, “Fine, then
could you fix the fridge door, it doesn’t close right.” To which he
replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse on my
forehead? I don’t think so!” “Fine”, she says, “Could you at least fix the
steps to the front door, they’re about to break”. “I’m not a damn
carpenter, and I don’t want to fix the steps,,does it look like I have Ace
Hardware on my forehead?..I don’t think so! I’ve had enough of this, I’m
going to the damn bar!” He goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of
hours. He starts to feel guilty aboout how he treated his wife, and
decides to go home. As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps
are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is
working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
“Honey”, he asks, How’d all this get fixed?” She said, “Well, when you
left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was
wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to
do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake,” The husband says, “So,
what kind of cake did you bake?” She replied, “Do you see Betty Crocker
written on my forehead?..I don’t think so!”