Jesus, Moses and an old man went golfing. Moses teed
off, and his ball headed right for the lake. He threw
his hands up, the water parted, and his ball sailed
through. He winded up parring the hole. Jesus teed off,
and the ball headed right for the water, and landed
right on it. He walked over to it, and chipped right
in for an eagle. Then old man teed off, and the ball
sliced into the woods. It ricocheted off a tree,
bounced up off a rock, and was grabbed by an eagle
who flew over to the hole and dropped in in. Moses
looked at Jesus and said, “Man, I hate golfing with
your father!”