John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he
could open his door, Jill said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes
love by how he unlocks his door.”
John says, “Well, give me some examples.”  Jill proceeds to tell him,
“Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens
the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for
me.”  “The second way is if a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find
the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either.”
Then Jill said, “Honey, how do you unlock your door?”
John proceeds to say, “Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock.