A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber
ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to
operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All
was fine for 16 years, then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
“What’s wrong?” asked the mother. “I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out” replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and
explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second
daughter walked into the room in tears. “Mom, I was taking a tinkle and
this bullet came out.” Again the mother told her not to worry and
explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later, her son walked into
the room in tears. “It’s OK” said the mom, “I know what happened….you
were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.” “No”, said the boy, “I was
playing with myself and I shot the dog.