A woman was wearing a very tight skirt. When she tried to
board the Fifth Avenue bus she found she couldn’t lift her leg. She
reached back and unzipped her zipper. It didn’t seem to do any good, so
she reached back and unzipped it further.
Suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put her on the top step of
the bus. “How dare you?” she demanded. “Well, lady,” he said, “by the time
you unzipped my fly for the second time I thought we were good friends.