A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a
hooker, since he’s been without for so long. Before long, he brings one
home, and they have sex four times. After it’s over, he turns to her and
tells her he hasn’t had sex in four months because of being
in the V.D. Hospital.
“How’s the food there?” asks the hooker.
“Because I’m going in there tomorrow!”